19.12.08

20 Questions About Bathrooms: Question #14

14.Are foaming soap dispensers really a step forward in lather technology?

I hardly believe that they are. Really? A dispenser is better equipped to lather my soap than I am? I don’t think so sally. I happen to have stellar lathering skills that I have honed during my intimate years with bar soaps. Foaming soap dispensers eat your heart out! Now watch me lather the heck out of this bar of Irish Spring.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Yes, they are. This is kind of like Superman saying 'are cars really faster than walking?' Of course for Superman, walking is faster, but he's super. You, sir, are a latherer. You do it well. You do it better than anyone I've ever seen. So of course, for you, the foaming soap dispensers are crap. But for the rest of us, well, thank God for science!