13.What is your preference? Towels or hand dryers?
There is no correct answer to this question; however, if you say that you prefer hand dryers you would be wrong. Sure, your saving about 19 trees for every time that you use a hand dryer but think about all of the airborne viruses and bacterium that are being sucked into that dryer and chopped to bits by the vicious fan contained within. I can’t give you an exact death toll, but it’s a helluva lot more than 19, you heartless jerkwad! Maybe you enjoy having tiny, minding-their-own business, viruses slaughtered and then having their lifeless body parts blasted onto your hands…
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Sorry, typo. Can't stand those.
Know what's worse than towels? Not enough towels. I can't stand those paper towel dispensers that give you enough towels to dry an infant's slightly damp hands.
In college we had hand dryers. On the dryers there were instructions; something like:
1. Press Button.
2. Rub Hands Together under Heat
Basic stuff. But here's the thing, I had never rubbed my hands together before reading the instructions. I would just place them down there near each other and wait passively. After reading the instructions I started rubbing my hands together. It actually worked better.
Since reading those instructions, I have saved roughly 15% of hand drying time per hand dryer.
And that's worth the $100k tuition right there.
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