20 Questions About Bathrooms: Question #7

7. Who actually follows the warnings on the Q-tip box and doesn’t use them in their ears?

Nobody, that’s who. I believe that if people actually followed the precautions on the Q-tip box, Q-tips would no longer exist. Thanks to our insatiable desire to put things in our ears, Q-tips are a regular American success story. But really, should we be putting anything in our ears besides our car keys? Dr Oz says No, he claims we shouldn’t put anything other than our fingers in there and that’s why god gave us fingers.
“…wait a minute, Dr Oz is on Oprah, isn’t he? Do you watch Oprah?”
“What!? No! Of course I don’t watch Oprah….I”
“Ha! Yeah you don’t watch Oprah do you!?”
“NO!…uh…Yes! Ummm……Hey look! A Unicorn Sasquatch!”
“Wha?”
“….”