I Am Dangerous

I am dangerous…
I am dangerous, I leave burning candles unattended.
I am dangerous, I've eaten expired lunch meat.
I am dangerous, I once drove 22 miles without my seatbelt on.
I am dangerous, I ride my bicycle without a helmet.
I am dangerous, I’ve stared almost directly at the sun.

I am a risk taker…
I am a risk taker, I bought a scratch off lottery ticket once, I lost.
I am a risk taker, I leave home without an umbrella on rainy days.
I am a risk taker, I’ve played the game RISK with my brother-in-law.
I am a risk taker, I buy used cars.
I am a risk taker, I don’t separate my bright colors from my whites when I do laundry.

I am a wild man…
I am a wild man, If I don’t shave everyday, I grow a beard.
I am a wild man, as a kid I would climb trees and occasionally I will climb them as an adult.
I am a wild man, I drink tap water.
I am a wild man, sometimes I watch Oprah.
I am a wild man, when I sleep, I dare to stay on one side of the bed.